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Suspects; My Hobbit-like wife, Sheila and the dookie licking daughter, Lacy.
I had searched almost an hour for the bacon that I had bought the day before and stashed in the crisper drawer of our refrigerator.
It was Farmland’s Hickory Smoked Bacon with low sodium.
It was nowhere to be found.
I tore that fridge apart!
I even looked under the lettuce for god sakes!
I even checked the receipt from the grocery store to make sure I hadn’t imagined it…
I am almost 50 years old, after-all…I….forget stuff……sometimes…..a little.
I didn’t remember waking during the night and experiencing a pseudo-sexual bacon feeding frenzy.
I thought about it for a second….
If anyone knows, I know….that anything can happen @ 2 am in a dark kitchen, bathed in the low glow of light from the fridge.
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